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Thursday, February 7, 2019
By Eric Granstrom
For, I'm Eric Granstrom. Apparently, I'm dead. Well, that's the call I got this morning from my bank. Julie left a message telling me that had some strange mail for me and to give her a call. So I did. She said they had some returned mail for me that had a stamp from the post office saying "deceased." I told her, "well, as you can hear, I'm not. So I'll be down to pick it up." I walked the block to my bank and Julie and I had a nice giggle about it, but then it made me wonder. How in the world did the US Postal Service think I'm dead?! I've put two calls in with no response, so now I'm off to the post office to find out why or how they could get information that I'm no longer among the living. Now, when my wife and I went on vacation not long ago, she put a hold on my mail. I think I may have to find out what number she called and see what kind of power she wields. After all, if I'm dead, that means I don't have to work and I can go fishing! Until next time, Good Fishing!